It's like living in Game of Thrones!
Seriously, stay away.
The finest, most batshit city in Scotland really outdid itself this year.
No one works when it rains.
And they're all impossibly scenic and charming too (of course).
♪ ♫ If I had a million dollars ♪ ♫
BRB roadtripping to Orgy, France.
Gird your loins for cheese and bureaucracy.
The Alps! Fondue! Hiking!
Because the fun doesn't need to stop when the clocks go back. H/T Visit Scotland.
These are some of the most haunted inns, hotels, and B&Bs in the world, so beware. H/t Haunted Rooms
We should join them together and call it The Republic of Sciroteland.
What are you waiting for?
Are you one of them...?
Step 1: try the grey stuff.
Treehouses, a yurt, and weirdly, a lot of goats.
It's called "Diagon House", and it's on the street that inspired Diagon Alley.
Anything Ireland, Croatia, Spain, and Iceland can do, we can do way better.
No passport? No problem.
Fancy staying at a posh Highland estate or a fancy Edinburgh flat for free? Read this.
Stop your untruths, you fib-merchant. None of these places look remotely Scottish.
I want to go there.
Do: Disguise yourself as a castle. Don't: Push tourists under a bus.
Want to relax in a hot tub for under £35? Come to Scotland.
Don't sleep on Detroit y'all.
It's one 'dam perfect city.
That's it, I'm moving.
*Books room and packs bag*
Can you really call yourself a fan if you've never visited Dumbledore's island tomb?
Grab your road trip buddy!
People who claim Dundee is shit have clearly never had a Helicopter Burger.
No matter where you live, it's time to get outta town.